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Old Chub

Old Chub is a brobdingnagian celebration of aggressively shattering the status quo. This jaw-dropping Scottish strong ale (8% ABV, 30 IBUs) strays far from conventions, as it’s brewed with a recklessly bodacious amount of malted barley and specialty grains, and a dash of beechwood-smoked malt. It features semi-sweet flavors of cocoa and coffee, and a wee bit of smoke. It’s a powerful, head-turning trip for malt heads and folks who think they don’t dig dark beer.

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Alarm Clock Conspiracy

Alarm Clock Conspiracy (est. 2009) is an indie rock/power pop/alt country band from Asheville, North Carolina. The band’s name is a tongue in cheek reference to waking up too early and rushing off to a less than desirable job.