In anticipation of the summer camping & outdoor recreation season Oskar Blues Brewery has announced Memorial Day as the release date of bottled versions of their flagship Dale’s Pale Ale. “We believe adding a bottled version of DPA will open a new avenue to drive revenue and create incremental growth in the craft beer segment” says OB rock starlette Kimi Hendrix. Although producing a
larger carbon footprint, Oskar Blues will purchase additional energy tax credits to even the score with mother-nature. The glass bottle will provide Dale’s Pale Ale in the status-quo’s preferred beverage package. Look for 6-Packs of conveniently breakable & sun light accessible glass bottles of Dale’s Pale Ale in a bottle shop near you as Memorial Day’s outdoor activities approach.

Someone will need to break one of these bottles over your head!
April fools!
April Fool’s, yeah?
[...] Oskar Blues Brewing Co. — the champions of the Canned Beer Apocalypse — released a statement that they would begin bottling their flagship Dales Pale Ale this summer. It included the following [...]
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